DAJEVON IS A BOSS SON!

ITS ALL MY BOSS STUFF SON!

FLAT BOSS

Once I was a little boss, But then it happened. I walked in my room and bam !!!. Let me take you back to the beginning. I was jumping on my bed and I hit my roof and hurt my head so I left out to get some ice. I went back in my room and laid on my bed and the roof started to rattle and it fell on me. I woke up from the hard hitting and I was completely flat. My mom came in my room and yelled,”why are you so completely flat.” I told her,”I was playing and I hit the roof and bam!!!. The roof fell on me.” Then I got up from the ground and my mom said,” what are you going to do since your flat now and how are you going to get there. I told her I wanted to go to great America. She said,”well how are you going to get there because she was tired. then i showered ate breakfast. after that my mom threw me out the window and i flew across the ocean. i landed in new york the big apple.

    i went to car shows and i had to walk because the traffic was so so bad and it was taxes everywhere and people where just let anyone get in there car because you had to have a certain amount of people in a car. i went everywhere because  i could  slide under little door cracks .  a lot of people would  look bot i would just turn to my side and they would think they were tripping. i went to the new york knicks game and they were facing the San Fransisco giants. i was going for the giants and the guy next to me was going for the knicks. Bary bonds was up it was 2 outs 2 strikes and the bottom of the ninth and guess who hit? Bary bonds, the guy next to me said,” he only hit that home-run ball because he used steroids. i told him,” why are you saying that because you don’t know if he really did because things on the news is not always true. i slipped in the air port door crack. I saw great America and i dropped off the plane and landed n a baby ca-rage

    i finally got to my destination and everyone was looking at me and saying,” i wish i was like him so i can do anything and have a great adventure and maybe even better